**Stop Press**

Hot off the press:

The "Offered" Pregnancy Test Kit (3rd April) was snapped up in an instant. Here is the response post:

"PHEW...TAKEN. PREGNANCY TEST - SORRY TO OTHERS INTERESTED.
Sorry to disappoint others - had to be first come first serve."

So, there you have it.

Meanwhile, back in TV land, Coral bookies (not on TV - the real company) are taking bets on the possible outcome of "Life On Mars". All probabilities are currently being ripped apart on The Railway Arms site.